The life of a starving
artist is a romantic idea, but for many of us, the romance dies on the first of
every month, when rent comes due. Some struggling filmmakers are able to get
enough freelance jobs working on crews to support themselves, others wait tables,
and others work the dreaded nine to five. But, why is it dreaded? Personally, I
find a nine to five much more appealing than waiting tables (and I get far
fewer homicidal urges sitting behind a desk). Here are the Top 10 Reasons A 9
to 5 is Better Than Waiting Tables:
10) Either way, you'll
probably get yelled at every so often by some jerk. At least at an office,
it'll be the same jerk(s) and you can learn to deal with him/her/them.
9) Very few offices make you
roll silverware for $2.13 an hour before you can finally go home. I dare say
none.
8) You won't have to clean
up after strangers, knowing they left you a crappy tip. You probably won't have
to clean up after strangers at all.
7) The hours are consistent.
Will I be free for brunch three Sundays from now? Yes, I will. My schedule
never changes.